It has been almost three years since the intervention. Anna Ruth grabbed me square by the shoulders and said "listen to me! you are a hoarder! you need help!". Then she slapped me.* It was Christmas time and the snow was falling in Mississippi.* Anna Ruth discovered what I had been hiding in my guest room closet. Boxes...and boxes....and more boxes....and tissue paper....and more tissue paper....and more tissue paper. Once the cat was out of the bag, I showed her the other hiding spot in the garage. HUNDREDS of boxes of all shapes, sizes, and possible uses. It was true. I was a box hoarder. Every time I received a gift or a package in the mail (every day) I would save the box and think "this would be a PERFECT box for X gift or Y storage". The only problem is they were never used, only collected. If I bought someone a gift, I had it gift wrapped. On the rare occasion I did not have it gift wrapped I would not use a box because I might need it in the future for something else.
With the support of Anna Ruth, I decided to stop the madness. She came to my house and helped me clean them all out but not before we took some photographic evidence. She let me keep a few. I would even try to sneak to the throw out pile and take some back, but she caught me.
To this day, every time I get a box in the mail (which currently is about 10 deliveries a week of baby crap) I think of its possibilities. And then I shed a tear* and put it in the recycle bin.
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slight exaggerations
A few select memories.....
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these were some of my favorites |
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The two bags on the right are full of small boxes |
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bags of tissue and bubble wrap |
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like I was going to reuse this? |
You get the picture.
Now with all of the diapers, formula, wipes and baby food this is what a typical delivery day looks like. Can you imagine if I was still hoarding???